The Colony of Democracy Is Everything is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 18.248 billion Democracy Is Everythingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Democracy Is Everythingian economy, worth 814 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,626 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Democracy Is Everything's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Democracy Is Everything is ranked 70,573^rd in the world and 1^st in Anti World Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.