The People's Republic of Deified Ideals is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Regency with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 22.117 billion Deified Idealists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iustitia. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ideal economy, worth a remarkable 4,117 trillion Shiny Beads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 186,148 Shiny Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, school uniforms are compulsory, and one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deified Ideals's national animal is the Meme, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mild Panic.

Deified Ideals is ranked 11,693^rd in the world and 5^th in USSD for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,210.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.