The Democratic States of Definitely Not a Trigger is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 14.643 billion Definitely Not a Triggerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Definitely Not a Triggerian economy, worth 561 trillion Triggers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,313 Triggers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, the government is reining in public spending, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Definitely Not a Trigger's national animal is the Trigger.

Definitely Not a Trigger is ranked 269,068^th in the world and 4^th in Kortexian Tech Barracks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 362.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.