The Kingdom of Deedaland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King MOK with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.196 billion Deedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kindyya. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Deedalandian economy, worth 221 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,974 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and Deedaland's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deedaland's national animal is the Cypriot Mouflon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Deedaland is ranked 58,227^th in the world and 178^th in Concord for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 532.79 on the Clooney Contribution Index.