The Most Serene Republic of Dedede Clone is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.573 billion Dedede Cloneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dedede Clonean economy, worth 267 trillion Star Rods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,029 Star Rods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, the nation's skies are now a wasteland, and people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dedede Clone's national animal is the Fire Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dedede Clone is ranked 159,726^th in the world and 1^st in Dedede Clone for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,298.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.