The State of DBA 7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.098 billion DBA 7ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong DBA 7ian economy, worth 743 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,991 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,494 per year while the poor average 1,987, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, DBA 7 has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of DBA 7 in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. DBA 7's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DBA 7 is ranked 287,466^th in the world and 1^st in 00000000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.91 law-abiding acts per hour.