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I Think My Spaceship Knows Which Way To Go
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,371stNudest: 5,576thHighest Crime Rates: 6,938th
The Ziggy Stardust of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Power
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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David Bowie

Population12.52 billion

CapitalLondon

Currencychange
Animalziggy

The Ziggy Stardust of David Bowie is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.52 billion David Bowieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient David Bowiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion changes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,195 changes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in David Bowie commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. David Bowie's national animal is the ziggy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Bowie is ranked 279,740th in the world and 4th in Brooklyn for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,371stTop
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Nudest: 5,576thHighest Crime Rates: 6,938thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,166thLargest Black Market: 9,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,924thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,286thMost Devout: 18,386thHighest Economic Output: 20,297thMost Efficient Economies: 21,679thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,290thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 24,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,601stMost Cultured: 29,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,967th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, supervisors in David Bowie commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks.
  • : David Bowie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
  • : Following new legislation in David Bowie, religion makes people horny.

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