The Principality of Daria Libre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darian I with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.865 billion Darians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libreville. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daria Librean economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 108,765 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all products in Daria Libre are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daria Libre's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Daria Libre is ranked 273,726^th in the world and 1^st in Daria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 77.3 percentage of bribes refused.