The Candyland of Darfang is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.67 billion Darfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finn. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darfangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,526 trillion atoms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,029 atoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darfang's national animal is the Dryad, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darfang is ranked 312,022^nd in the world and 4,821^st in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.