Highest Drug Use: 2,445th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,435th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,746th
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Population6.316 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.316 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 570 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 118,616th in the world and 6,193rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 878.54 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Drug Use: 2,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,435thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,746thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,291stMost Politically Free: 6,087thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,540thNudest: 6,874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,035thMost Influential: 7,359thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,620thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,417thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,014thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,483rdNicest Citizens: 10,634thMost Cultured: 10,841stBest Weather: 11,622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,627thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,409thMost Inclusive: 14,207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,480thLargest Governments: 15,055thMost Pacifist: 15,069thSmartest Citizens: 15,263rdSafest: 16,066th
Highest Drug Use: 60th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 203rd in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 366th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 399th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 413th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 439th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 518th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 525th in the regionMost Cultured: 540th in the regionNicest Citizens: 586th in the regionLargest Populations: 620th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 634th in the regionBest Weather: 655th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 684th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 686th in the regionLargest Governments: 718th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 755th in the regionMost Pacifist: 815th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 815th in the regionMost Inclusive: 829th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 847th in the regionSafest: 899th in the region

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