The Sea Town of Danshui is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mayor Fisherman with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 3.087 billion Danshuians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Healthcare, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Kaohsiung. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Danshuian economy, worth 544 trillion shrimps a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 176,452 shrimps, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, agricultural employees work for peanuts, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Danshui's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Danshui is ranked 106,294^th in the world and 51^st in Panama Papers for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,451.05 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.