The People's Republic of Danmaurk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Thorvald Rørtoft-Madsen with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.708 billion Danes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larsenhavn. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Danish economy, worth 182 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,585 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danmaurk's national animal is the Snow Bunting, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danmaurk is ranked 54,716^th in the world and 3^rd in Ieshus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,477.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.