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Highest Drug Use: 678thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,259thFattest Citizens: 9,239th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Nipper
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Dankzig

Population124 million

Currencygreen
Animalganjalope

The Free Land of Dankzig is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 124 million Dankzigers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dankziger economy, worth 5.83 trillion greens a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,009 greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, gun ownership is compulsory, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, and NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dankzig's national animal is the ganjalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dankzig is ranked 187,742nd in the world and 108th in Canada for Highest Average Incomes, with 47,009.29 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Drug Use: 678thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 7,259thFattest Citizens: 9,239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,914thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,345thMost Armed: 14,510thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 21,827thMost Politically Free: 27,955th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dankzig was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Dankzig was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Dankzig, bars are packed at all hours.

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