The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nahmon Jaaqisidad with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.421 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 4,587 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,839 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the government pours millions of Bawks into rehabilitation programs annually, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 35,917^th in the world and 603^rd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 34.63 flags saluted per person per day.