The Sick Moves of Dancing Gecko is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dancing Gecko with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.651 billion Dancing Geckoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geckolion. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dancing Geckoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion gecko florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,811 gecko florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is totally unknown. Dancing Gecko's national animal is the pterodactyl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Geckoism.

Dancing Gecko is ranked 28,631^st in the world and 10^th in 4chan for Highest Drug Use, scoring 359.39 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.