The Haven of Dalla is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.632 billion Dallans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalla. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The strong Dallan economy, worth 905 trillion Valles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 36,772 Valles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, Dalla has designated Dalla as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Dalla in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dalla's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Oceanism.

Dalla is ranked 247,239^th in the world and 2^nd in Region Against Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.86 law-abiding acts per hour.