The Snekdom of Dakutal is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Snekula with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.26 billion Dakutali enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakutal. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dakutali economy, worth a remarkable 2,814 trillion Geres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 274,327 Geres, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of sea snakes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, and the nation is The Lunch Table's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dakutal's national animal is the sea snake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Fazhar.

Dakutal is ranked 13,664^th in the world and 3^rd in The Lunch Table for Highest Poor Incomes, with 108,730.01 Standard Monetary Units.