The Fon Queendom of Dahomia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Enagnon Noukpo with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.972 billion Dahomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abomey. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dahomian economy, worth 885 trillion cedis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,105 cedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dahomia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is West African Vodun.

Dahomia is ranked 204,703^rd in the world and 23^rd in Pecan Sandies for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.