The Confederacy of Dagbon is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 16 million Dagboniis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Dagboni economy, worth 416 billion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 26,010 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagbon's national animal is the Cod, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dagbon is ranked 316,081^st in the world and 186^th in Eladria for Largest Populations, with 16.0 million capita.