The Matriarchy of Dae Lolinga is a very large, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 290 million Dae Lolingans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dae Lolingan economy, worth 20.1 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,168 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dae Lolinga's national animal is the Cheetah , which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dae Lolinga is ranked 60,604^th in the world and 16^th in The Middle Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,300.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.