The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.953 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,040 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Da Netherlands is ranked 269,323^rd in the world and 96^th in Hive for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.