The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.953 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth 274 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,403 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, Dutch junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime is totally unknown. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Da Netherlands is ranked 153,983^rd in the world and 222^nd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 287.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.