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Da Netherlands

Population1.953 billion

LeaderKing Willem-Alexander


The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.953 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth 274 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,403 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, Dutch junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime is totally unknown. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Da Netherlands is ranked 153,983rd in the world and 222nd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 287.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 4,385thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,312thLargest Retail Industry: 6,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,677thRudest Citizens: 8,129thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,197thMost Inclusive: 9,430thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,662ndHighest Food Quality: 10,469thMost Patriotic: 10,719thTop
Most Cultured: 13,007thMost Developed: 13,711thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,635thNicest Citizens: 14,792ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,108thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,813thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,024thSmartest Citizens: 16,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,025thHighest Average Incomes: 18,029thMost Devout: 19,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,727thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,090thMost Efficient Economies: 22,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,371stLargest Governments: 24,582nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the region

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