The Grand Duchy of Da Game is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.371 billion Da Gameans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Da Gamean economy, worth 7.42 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Soda Sales. Average income is 5,411 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, gamers rarely face the consequences of their actions, babysitters are a thing of the past, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Game's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Da Game is ranked 156,547^th in the world and 127^th in Sertia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,357.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.