The Queendom of D-Va is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 8.684 billion D-Vans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong D-Van economy, worth 461 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,141 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D-Va's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

D-Va is ranked 176,936^th in the world and 2,199^th in Remembrance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 415.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.