The Sublime Republic of Czimonia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Czimo with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.614 billion Czimons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tvangsta. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czimonian economy, worth 566 trillion Czimonian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,865 Czimonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, criminals identify as innocent, and it's faster to buy a new device than wait for your old one to be fixed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Czimonia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Czimonia is ranked 5,198^th in the world and 1^st in Czimonia for Nicest Citizens, with 45.52 average smiles per day.