The Kozáctví of Czechostan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Anatol von Below with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.18 billion Czechostani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth an astonishing 13,301 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 455,849 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Slajvekin is a police state during international summits, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechostan is ranked 59,018^th in the world and 3^rd in Absurdistan for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,832 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.