The Jan Kubis Brigade of Czech Partisans is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.024 billion Czech Partisans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Czech Partisan economy, worth 386 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Pizza Delivery, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,285 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Czech Partisans's national animal is the Dog.

Czech Partisans is ranked 43,089^th in the world and 2^nd in The Union of Fascist Countries for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.