The Protectorate of Cymnurlhamoloth is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 2.995 billion Cymnurlhamolothians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cymnurlhamolothian economy, worth 264 trillion platinum coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,103 platinum coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Cymnurlhamoloth, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, Cymnurlhamoloth City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cymnurlhamoloth's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cymnurlhamoloth is ranked 83,300^th in the world and 14^th in Asta EZ for Most Developed, scoring 66.37 on the Human Development Index.