The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Cyan beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.538 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyanian economy, worth 679 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 191,977 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyan beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Cyan beetles is ranked 51,034^th in the world and 22^nd in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 603.39657215928 days.