The Free Land of Cupcake Giselle is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dog population. The hard-working population of 15.187 billion Cupcake Giselleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.9%.

The Cupcake Gisellean economy, worth 559 trillion crystals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 36,809 crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cupcake Giselle's national animal is the dog.

Cupcake Giselle is ranked 149,778^th in the world and 3,966^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.