The Kingdom of Culof is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Andrew Yulyhasen II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.295 billion Culofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rechimen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Culofian economy, worth a remarkable 3,178 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,638 Rodins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 904,929 per year while the poor average 12,936, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Children trade in their pickaxes for hammers and sickles, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", black gold is looking more brown these days, and chemical burn victims tan their scars summering at luxury beach resorts with huge cash settlements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culof's national animal is the Vesrih Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Verdigrisism.

Culof is ranked 99,049^th in the world and 62^nd in Aceon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,111.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.