The Republic of Cubic circles is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 518 million Cubic circlesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Circular squares. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cubic circlesian economy, worth 29.3 trillion HAMCOINS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,568 HAMCOINS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cubic circles's national animal is the Hog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cubic circles is ranked 284,408^th in the world and 5^th in The Vorex Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 306.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.