The Child Labor Utopia of Cub Labor is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.175 billion Cubs are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cigar Cityscape. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The powerhouse Cubish economy, worth 93.2 trillion Phillips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,325 Phillips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,585 per year while the poor average 12,628, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

The government thinks Cubs can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Cigar Cityscape, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cub Labor's national animal is the Cub, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cub Labor is ranked 267,865^th in the world and 4^th in Valdosta for Most Beautiful Environments, with 87.33 pounds of wildlife per square mile.