The Church of Crymenathea is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Archandrite Abelimus with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.108 billion Crymenatheans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrus. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The strong Crymenathean economy, worth 559 trillion tremorions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 61,430 tremorions, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, for just a few extra tremorions Crymenatheans can get new driving records with their new cars, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crymenathea's national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Church of Crymenathea.

Crymenathea is ranked 103,265^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Justice for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,220.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.