The Most Ultra-Monarchical of Crowncity is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hanz I with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.113 billion Crowncityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Diamond City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The thriving Crowncityian economy, worth 295 trillion Gold Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,956 Gold Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,849 per year while the poor average 23,306, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, and universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crowncity's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformism.

Crowncity is ranked 173,016^th in the world and 112^th in KAISERREICH for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 171.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.