The Republic of Crontab 7 is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning time population. The hard-working population of 6.025 billion Crontab 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Crontab 7ian economy, worth 271 trillion keepalives a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 45,015 keepalives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crontab 7's national animal is the time, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Crontab 7 is ranked 207,617^th in the world and 1^st in Dolphinialand for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.