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50 Issues, 1985-1990
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,873rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,129th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
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Critters

Population12.277 billion

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Nomadic Peoples of Critters is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.277 billion Critters are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crittersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,981 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals identify as innocent, stocks go up when the internet says so, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Critters's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Critters is ranked 245,953rd in the world and 9th in Old School Furry for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,873rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,129thNicest Citizens: 2,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,906thMost Pacifist: 3,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,289thMost Accessible: 3,317thTop
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,367thHighest Food Quality: 3,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,621stBest Weather: 3,646thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,868thMost Developed: 3,917thMost Inclusive: 3,938thMost Cultured: 4,014thSafest: 4,129thSmartest Citizens: 4,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,538thLargest Governments: 6,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,369thLowest Crime Rates: 10,582ndMost Income Equality: 12,042ndMost Secular: 12,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,000thHighest Economic Output: 16,547thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 17,045thMost Stationary: 19,074thMost Efficient Economies: 19,186thHighest Average Incomes: 21,397thMost Influential: 26,610thHighest Drug Use: 30,814thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,758th
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10%
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Critters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, stocks go up when the internet says so.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, criminals identify as innocent.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, the black market offers sweet deals.
  • : Critters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks.

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