The Republic of Criptanaula is a very large, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 361 million Criptanaulans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sirtselə. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tanacriptanolo economy, worth 25.6 trillion Silverdrops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,038 Silverdrops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Criptanaula's national animal is the Grand Lure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Criptanaula is ranked 280,048^th in the world and 1,582^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 361 million capita.