The Allied States of Crimson Front is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.542 billion Crimson Frontians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 11.7%.

The strong Crimson Frontian economy, worth 230 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,695 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Crimson Front. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Crimson Front's national animal is the deer.

Crimson Front is ranked 116,701^st in the world and 1^st in Artsakh for Most Primitive, scoring -31.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.