The Emirate of Crimson Crusaders is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 5.186 billion Crimson Crusadersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Crimson Crusadersian economy, worth 182 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,151 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crimson Crusaders's national animal is the Kitsune.

Crimson Crusaders is ranked 280,874^th in the world and 4^th in Pike for Highest Average Incomes, with 35,151.28 Standard Monetary Units.