The Psychedelic Rock Trio of Cream is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jack Bruce with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.624 billion Creamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Room. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Creamian economy, worth a remarkable 8,855 trillion Strange Brews a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 289,170 Strange Brews, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Creamian cathedrals, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cream's national animal is the Psychedelic Trio, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Cream is ranked 32,043^rd in the world and 165^th in NationStates for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,583.78 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.