The Rob Lowe's Fake Mustache of Crazy Six is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rob Lowe with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.152 billion thugs enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unspecified Slovakian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Slovakian economy, worth 78.2 trillion Plutonium Cores a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,842 Plutonium Cores, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,960 per year while the poor average 5,569, a ratio of 70.6 to 1.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and Rob Lowe has just been declared ruler of Crazy Six in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crazy Six's national animal is the Bijou, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crazy Six is ranked 194,384^th in the world and 17^th in After Hours for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.