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Vote monkey, get monkey
Most Beautiful Environments: 2ndBest Weather: 6thMost Secular: 12th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Crazed monkies

Population44.387 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 44.387 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 19,323 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 435,351 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Crazed monkiesian language, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and retirees make up the bulk of foreign students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 184th in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 106.99 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 2ndBest Weather: 6thMost Secular: 12thSmartest Citizens: 22ndMost Developed: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91stMost Advanced Public Education: 93rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 126thHighest Food Quality: 163rdLargest Governments: 166thMost Patriotic: 169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 184thHighest Economic Output: 185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 214thSafest: 214thMost Stationary: 343rdMost Inclusive: 408thMost Efficient Economies: 533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 545thMost Valuable International Artwork: 610thLowest Crime Rates: 709thLargest Populations: 864thRudest Citizens: 954thHighest Average Incomes: 969thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,117thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,140thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,518thMost Cultured: 4,514thMost Income Equality: 8,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,475thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,540thMost Influential: 13,160thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,627thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,058th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionMost Cultured: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Income Equality: 173rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 361st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Crazed monkiesian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the Crazed monkiesian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands.

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