The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 39.041 billion Crazed monkiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 15,382 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,012 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring billions into replacement brains, they say that Crazed monkiesians made a dessert and called it peace, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 31^st in the world and 1^st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 514.2 quips per hour.