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Vote monkey, get monkey
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 23rd
The Armed Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Crazed monkies

Population39.041 billion

CapitalMonkey Mountain
LeaderBingo from the Banana Splits

CurrencyDamn dirty ape
AnimalHuman

The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 39.041 billion Crazed monkiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 15,382 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,012 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring billions into replacement brains, they say that Crazed monkiesians made a dessert and called it peace, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 514.2 quips per hour.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 23rdSmartest Citizens: 31stMost Developed: 49thLongest Average Lifespans: 55thHealthiest Citizens: 67thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 183rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 194thMost Advanced Public Education: 195thHighest Economic Output: 224thHighest Food Quality: 235thHighest Poor Incomes: 306thLargest Governments: 311thRudest Citizens: 314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 343rdMost Stationary: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 399thMost Inclusive: 508thMost Efficient Economies: 600thMost Patriotic: 640thLargest Populations: 942ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,022ndSafest: 1,314thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,673rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,851stLowest Crime Rates: 2,050thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,283rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,566thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,740thMost Cultured: 7,901stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,643rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,826thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,642ndMost Influential: 12,754thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,115thMost Income Equality: 24,710th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215th in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 282nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 416th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 532nd in the regionNudest: 591st in the regionMost Influential: 837th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,015th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,037th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, they say that Crazed monkiesians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, t-shirts displaying a photo of Bingo from the Banana Splits performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Crazed monkiesian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Crazed monkies, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.

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