The Transbians of Cozio is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Grand Matriarch Yūnykta with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.549 billion Kuuiōwaisykii enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaurikō. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kuuiōwaisyk economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Kuuiatkas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,645 Kuuiatkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Kuuiatkas on liquor and tobacco, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cozio's national animal is the Ōnuiiōkīvis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hyikkōru.

Cozio is ranked 39,493^rd in the world and 78^th in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,144.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.