The Syndicate of CoVar Corporation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President and CEO John Silver with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.064 billion CoVar Corporationians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate Headquarters. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient CoVar Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 4,771 trillion Corporate Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 250,268 Corporate Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,318,542 per year while the poor average 2,578, a ratio of 899 to 1.

The cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Corporate Headquarters" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, President And CEO John Silver's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in CoVar Corporationian restaurants, and guns don't kill people — heroes do. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CoVar Corporation's national animal is the CEO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CoVar Corporation is ranked 283,972^nd in the world and 108^th in Capitalist Paradise for Safest, scoring 3.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.