The Republic of County of Tyrol is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The cynical, devout population of 1.021 billion County of Tyrolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The powerhouse County of Tyrolian economy, worth 100 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,899 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,872 per year while the poor average 18,916, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, it is illegal to liberate slaves, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and a major religion has been named as County of Tyrol's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. County of Tyrol's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

County of Tyrol is ranked 272,971^st in the world and 774^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 434.38 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.