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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,147thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,790th
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Economy
Powerhouse
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County of Styria

Population962 million

CurrencyDucat
AnimalBear

The Republic of County of Styria is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The cynical population of 962 million County of Styrians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse County of Styrian economy, worth 96.1 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,908 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. County of Styria's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

County of Styria is ranked 71,094th in the world and 278th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,891.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,242ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 22,147thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,790thBest Weather: 25,423rdMost Conservative: 25,443rdHealthiest Citizens: 29,065th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Income Equality: 91st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, the County of Styria Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in County of Styria, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.

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