The Republic of County of Nassau is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The cynical, devout population of 926 million County of Nassauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.2%.

The all-consuming County of Nassauan economy, worth 77.5 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,744 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in County of Nassau to be bombproof, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. County of Nassau's national animal is the Bear.

County of Nassau is ranked 82,997^th in the world and 665^th in Novaya Zemlya for Highest Average Incomes, with 83,744.42 Standard Monetary Units.