The Republic of County of Glogow is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 945 million County of Glogowians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.

The powerhouse County of Glogowian economy, worth 87.2 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,301 Ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,546 per year while the poor average 10,970, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. County of Glogow's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

County of Glogow is ranked 250,018^th in the world and 377^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Populations, with 945 million capita.