The Republic of County of Bregenz is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The devout population of 928 million County of Bregenzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient County of Bregenzian economy, worth 93.1 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,372 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the County of Bregenzian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. County of Bregenz's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

County of Bregenz is ranked 64,170^th in the world and 321^st in Novaya Zemlya for Highest Average Incomes, with 100,372.73 Standard Monetary Units.